No, not the opening line of a joke, a movie. The first film with fairly major stars made exclusively for the Internet. Good cast: * Carla Gugino as Francine Driver * Zachary Quinto as Nick * Josh Hartnett as Sam Salazar * Danny DeVito as Aldo * Rosario Dawson as June * Emmanuelle Chriqui as Teresa * Aaron Tveit as Henry * Robert Forster as Dodge * Amber Valletta as Camilla * Gil Bellows as Emmit * Kevin Zegers as Billy * Alexis Bledel as Kim * Michelle Ryan as Loretta * Xander Berkeley as Moe * Lauren Lee Smith as Karen
Good price: * Free on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D4yQPQfFQM It's far from a masterpiece, but entertaining, and you can't beat either the cast (Carla Gugino is one of my faves, and this gives me a chance to see her other than in "Californication," and Amber Valletta is never hard to look at), or the price. It's occasionally pretty funny, too. The nudist ping pong parlor is To Die For. Don't say I never gave you anything. And for free. :-)