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Thanks Swami
Bush Administration and DEA
to Extradite God from Heaven...
for conspiracy to manufacture and distribute dangerous
drugs. Yes, our Heavenly Father, Creator of the Universe as well as the lowly
marijuana seed, is charged with attempting to poison America's youth and
undermine Christian values.
While the Bush Administration has yet to figure out how to serve the warrant, a DEA spokesman said this is mostly a symbolic gesture to put God on notice that, "Even he is not above the law, and being omnipotent, should have forseen the dire consequences of this disruptive and highly addictive creation." The spokesman futher pondered, "I wonder what he has to say about this?" It has been rumored that God in turn merely smiled benevolently and nodded towards the first chapter of the Bible. The ACLU pointed out that while God could get life in prison; that this would be extremely cruel for an immortal being. "However; at this time we are not preparing a defense as Johny Cochran has already volunteered his services from the Other Side," an ACLU lawyer said. Several billion tax dollars have already been funneled into the private sector to start construction of a prison secure enough to hold a Divine Being, "just in case" a Department of Prisons release noted. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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