On May 2, 2011, at 2:23 AM, ultrarishi wrote:
Let's see...
Birth Certificate: check
Pass Health Care: check
Help tornado victim crackers in South who didn't vote for me: check
Kill Osama bin Laden: check
What is Fox News going to talk about tomorrow? "He should have
killed him sooner"?
You forgot:
Help save us from the Great Bush Depression: check
Increase jobs over 10 times that of Bush's campaign creating more
private sector jobs in 2010 than during entire Bush years : check
Signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which
provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were
previously uninsured: check
Voluntary disclosure of White House visitors for the first time in US
history: check
Reversed 'global gag rule', allowing US aid to go to organizations
regardless of whether they provide abortions: check
Signed New START Treaty - nuclear arms reduction pact with Russia: check
Signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, restoring basic protections
against pay discrimination for women and other workers: check
Provided travel expenses to families of fallen soldiers to be on hand
when the body arrives at Dover AFB: check
Reversed the policy of barring media coverage during the return of
fallen soldiers to Dover Air Force Base: check
Launched recovery.gov to track spending from the Recovery Act,
providing transparency and allowing the public to report fraud,
waste, or abuse: check
Issued executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal
funding for embryonic stem cell research: check
Developed stimulus package, which includes approx. $18 billion for
nondefense scientific research and development: check
Ended Bush administration's CIA program of 'enhanced interrogation
methods' by requiring that the Army field manual be used as the guide
for terrorism interrogations: check
Established Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card
companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers: check
Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying
insurance because of a pre-existing condition: check
Health Care Reform Bill, allowing children to remain covered by their
parents' insurance until the age of 26: check
Significantly increased funding for the Violence Against Women Act:
check
Eliminated subsidies to private lender middlemen of student loans and
protect student borrowers: check
Significantly expanded Pell grants, which help low-income students
pay for college: check
Expanded hate crime law in the US to include sexual orientation
through the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention
Act: check
Appointed nation's first Chief Technology Officer: check
Signed financial reform law establishing a Consumer Financial
Protection Bureau to look out for the interests of everyday
Americans: check
