Jim, bummer - I might have to use the "Return to Ignorance" opt-out clause that RC aka maskedzebra availed off and has vouched for and try my luck at the Aquinas Academy of Theologians. It's highly recommended by maskedzebra and he feels their certificate of enlightenment is more authentic.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@...> wrote: > > Yeah I found out that the options and upgrades, like the stores you > mentioned, are ONLY AVAILABLE with the *Brahman* Certification - an extra ten > thousand bucks!!! Jeezus H. Christ. > > Anyway, they claim the ordinary Enlightenment Certificate will still count > for discounts on automotive purchases (like those bad-ass chrome rims I saw > at Pep Boys), and timeshare vacations. I'm feeling skeptical though, and will > be examining the fine print for a refund if I decide to return to Ignorance. > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" <raviyogi@> wrote: > > > > Jim - OMG I'm shocked, what a bunch of crooks at HS of E, they had > > promised me Haagen Dazs and that I could shop at Lucky's, Raley's and > > Nob Hill Foods as well. What a rip off, it's too late to turn back now, > > I have worked my butt of for this Certificate - I'm glad it's impressive > > looking - at least I can show-off with others. > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@> > > wrote: > > > > > > Ravi, I am surprised that you have revealed here on FFL the second, > > hidden way to enlightenment: cash. I found out too late in the game that > > an end run, greasing the right palms at the aforementioned HS of E with > > plenty of moolah would've resulted in my certified enlightenment being > > granted 40% earlier! Who knew?? > > > > > > PS My Certificate Of Enlightenment arrived two days ago - really > > impressive looking. I've already used it in lieu of coupons at the > > Safeway and was able to get a half gallon of rocky road ice cream free! > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" raviyogi@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall <thomas.pall@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 2:08 AM, Ravi Yogi raviyogi@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, Jul 10, 2011 at 11:52 PM, Ravi Yogi raviyogi@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's only a matter of time before Tom Pall creates a couple > > of > > > > well > > > > > > > > disguised profiles which get approved and he starts posting > > TM > > > > > > copyrighted > > > > > > > > materials to take FFL down. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Looks like your enlightened shtick has a couple holes in it, > > Ravi. > > > > What > > > > > > > happened to the sweetness and light, I love everything and > > > > everybody, > > > > > > > everyone and everything is my teacher? One could conclude > > that > > > > you're a > > > > > > > fraud. Assuming one didn't decide you were ages ago. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry I was just kidding Tom, I love ya 'bro. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Good to hear that it was just a prolonged joke. Never enlightened > > > > after > > > > > all, eh? Just exercising your sense of humor? Welcome back to > > > > planet > > > > > Earth, Ravi. Now why don't you and your fellow pretenders go eat > > > > shit and > > > > > die? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tom, the prolonged joke's yours - the Himalayan Society of > > Enlightened > > > > is not quite thrilled with your response, they are just waiting for > > you > > > > to sign off so they can certify me as enlightened. I just thought > > you > > > > were sending all emails to your junk folder and made a mistake. > > C'mon > > > > man please forgive me, and get back to them quickly - please don't > > let > > > > me suffer like this. In return for your endorsement, they are > > willing to > > > > put you on a fast track to being certified as enlightened as well. > > > > > > > > > >
