> > 1. Carried Maharishi's deer skin from place to place. > > curtisdeltablues: > That should be 10 in the countdown. > 1. Lie like hell?
> 9. Locate all you can eat buffet for Bevan, Chuck-E Cheese for > Nandkashore. > 8. Swallow condoms filled with international money orders to smuggle > into next country. > 7. Bury bodies in landfill. Send parents bill. > 6. Send hotties who can't take the hint to Yama. (see 7) > 5. Give latest jilted babe her marching orders after the Master has > moved on. Put her on plane after signing nondisclosure agreement. > 4. Cancel all hotel reservations after course participant's checks > clear and inform them that finding their own accommodations will > be a test of flexibility. > 3. Replace every reference to actual expensive cheese in course > recipe with budget friendly cheese flavored bechamel sauce. > 2. Interview perspective "favorites" from lady's course using > standard Girls Gone Wild criteria and rating system from "wouldn't > do her with your lingum" to "Bodaciously Brahman". > 1. Steal Master's sandals for Ebay in hard times.
