Oh ye of the peaceless and suffering celebrities... I have found a diamond in the dust at the lotus feet of my master and I will price it accordingly. Do not despair that the elitist wall between you and the unwashed will be breached. I know that the bubble of specialness created by Scientology has become lame and the butt of many jokes from the non-famous. As I was telling my good friend Paul McCartney (who became famous by visiting me in Rishakesh) don't worry about being labeled as elitist by the peons, we will have token charity events to raise money, raise money,raise money, raise money, (sorry that happens a lot) so that you will appear virtuous while at the same time maintaining your special status.
Over lunch with Howard Stern at our usual table at Nobu, after an entertaining round of Butt Bongo Fiesta and a stimulating round of Who's the Lesbian, we discussed how we can make sure that only celebrities and the rich will be able to practice this spiritual technique. We came up with a plan and then discussed it with famous director David Lynch (who makes those spiritually minded movies). We decided that by forcing teachers to re-certify we could demolish the numbers of available teachers and this would force all but the biggest centers to close. This will keep this meditation out of the hands of C listers, and without available checking, even those taught with the charity programs will soon fall off the practice. So do not despair. What was old is now new. If you missed the first round of TM enlightenment the door has been broken down by Oprah. (seriously she broke the freak'n door). She will pitch TM along with psychic mediums who fleece the grieving who want to talk with their relatives. But remember she is rich, rich, rich. We are talk'n Oprah rich. Now if we could only get Snookie from the Jersy Shore to start...you know...just to class up the place. Bald Bramachari Mahesh --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Buck" <dhamiltony2k5@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shukra69" <shukra69@> wrote: > > > > Transcendental meditation is gaining momentum as models, actors and > > entrepreneurs flock to classes to receive their mantra. > > > > > > > > It gets way better than that. A new "Merv wave" is on us like a tsunami. > Oprah just began Transcendental Meditation initially along with a group of > her employees. Then offered it to all of her employees. David Lynch > Foundation was going to subsidized it but then she just did paid for it > herself with her company. Now they take time out twice a day for meditation > at their work place. > > -Buck in FF >
