On Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 8:38 PM, Vaj <vajradh...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > > > On Aug 17, 2011, at 8:32 PM, Tom Pall wrote: > > It's as perplexing as RC finding Jesus. Heck, you'd think someone as great > as He was/is wouldn't/couldn't get lost. > > > > The neon sign was unmistakable: Padre Pio and Jesus, never mind the > bleeding hands. Many disillusioned TMers, presuming self-enlightenment, > probably fell for the same alley! Come on Tom, at least try to be realistic. > > > I am realistic, which is why I appreciate the story about the priest who had to go to the bathroom so he asked the janitor to fill in for him for a few minutes. First up was a woman who confessed to performing a Lewinsky on her husband. Not knowing what kind of penance to give out, the janitor ran to the alter boy and asked "what does Father give for a Lewinsky?" "Usually a candy bar and a soda, Sir."