--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@...> wrote: > > Is that your excuse for not having a girlfriend?:-)
HeHe :-) > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "PaliGap" <compost1uk@> wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Weird how our cars develop personalities, or appear to, > > > > > based on how they respond to our travel related desires. > > > > > That being the most obvious example, I find that I > > > > > develop a two way relationship with every object I use. > > > > > > > > Very interesting. I know people who insists that cars have > > > > a delicate soul > > > > > > Yes indeed. Or what about boats. There's many a no-nonsense, > > > salty old sea dog who seems convinced of their vessel's self > > > and personality (sod the Turing test!). > > > > And I've certainly known women who have far deeper and more meaningful > > relationships with their vibrators than they ever have -- or will ever > > have -- with a human being. Put *this* in your pipe and smoke it, Alan > > Turing: > > > > Top Ten Reasons Why a Vibrator Is Better Than a Man > > > > 1. It keeps going, and going, and going. > > A vibrator can keep going as long as it takes to satisfy you. All it > > needs is a power supply, and batteries are a lot cheaper and easier to > > get than Viagra. 2. You don't have to worry where else it's > > been. > > Unless you picked it up at a yard sale, you won't have to give a > > second thought to who else might have used your vibrator before you. > > And you won't have to worry about your vibrator jumping in another > > woman's pants when you're gone, unless if you have a freaky > > roommate. 3. Vibrators can have more than one speed. > > Most guys have two settings: full speed and off. Vibrators have variable > > controls and let you pick the pace and intensity. 4. A vibrator > > won't ask you if it's bigger than all other vibrators you've > > had. > > Vibrators aren't insecure about their size or ability, and > > don't keep asking for reassurance. Big or small, they just get the > > job done. 5. A vibrator doesn't roll over and snore. > > A vibrator won't finish before you and fall asleep. When you're > > done with it, just shut it off and tuck it in your night stand drawer, > > then get a peaceful night's rest with the bed to yourself. 6. > > It's ready when you are, and only when you are. > > With a flick of a switch, your vibrator is ready to give you pleasure. > > On the other hand, when you're tired or have a headache, you > > won't get in bed and find your vibrator turned on. 7. > > Vibrators are designed for your pleasure. > > A penis is designed for procreation and male sexual pleasure, not to > > stimulate the clitoris and bring a woman to orgasm. A vibrator, on the > > other hand, was created with women in mind. Use the right tool for the > > job. 8. No germs and no sperm. > > A vibrator can't get you pregnant or give you an STD. You'll > > never have to worry about birth control, condoms, or safe sex. If you > > like the feel of latex, slap a condom on for easy cleaning. 9. > > Vibrators don't expect you to swallow. > > You will never have to give your vibrator a blow job, much less swallow > > its cum or be made to feel guilty if you don't. 10. Vibrators are > > easy to replace. > > If your vibrator breaks, wears out, or is defective, it's easy > > enough to buy another one. Of course, a guy is easy to replace, too, > > but you can't order one online and get home delivery. > > >
