One of the joys of being somewhat of a troll by nature is knowing that
-- unlike many here -- I *know* that at least a few people on this forum
will read what I write, whatever I write. The few who like it will click
on the post and see if its subject matter interests them and then either
read it or not, depending on how they feel that day, and that's just
fine with me. The majority who have figured out that I rarely say
anything of interest to them will just click Next. But the ones who know
in advance that they *won't* like it, because it comes from...uh...ME,
will not only read it, but read every word.

They have to. They -- being classic trollvictims, and compelled to
answer and rebut anything that challenges either who they are or what
they believe, and knowing that I have done so in the past -- are
terrified to skip any post. They're afraid that I will mention them or
something they believe, and they won't have the opportunity to reply.

This gives me an advantage that they do not have. I really don't much
give a shit what they think (or say) about me. Besides, most of them are
so predictable that a discerning reader can figure out what they're
going to say in the body of their posts from the precis shown in Message
View. After all these years of predictability, why would anyone ever
need to read more?

This is Troll Heaven. I know that they'll be reading every word of every
post I write. Thus I get to write in these cafes about whatever the fuck
I want, including writing about subjects that I know will push the
buttons they wear on their sleeves that say, in big letters, PUSH ME. Or
not. Either way, they're MY captive audience. Their very obsession with
me makes them one.

Let's pause now, and allow them to try to find some way to deny it.

:-)



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