And you wonder why I described your heart as shriveled? How old are you anyway, kiddo?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Ah, finally an antidote to all the sucking up, fawning, > and drama queenery lately. Any sentence of this classic > rant is more worth reading than all posts made by the > Gladys Knight and the Pips symbiote in total. I was > starting to consider dropping out of the forum because > there was nothing worth reading on it, but you have > saved the day. At least *this* day. :-) > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, azgrey <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > Dear Jim, > > > > May I call you Jim? Perhaps you prefer Sandi-ego? I've always > > found it curious how you pseudo-enlightened guys are funny > > about swinging that way with names. Prolly because y'all are > > so easily ignored. I mean, jeez, a guy has to really pay attention > > or that Raving Yogi guy seems to not even exist. He is as desperate > > as a hamster in a room full of homosexuals armed with pvc pipe > > and duct tape. > > > > Jim, as you well know, I am never one to engage in an ad hominem > > attack. This recent post of yours is but the latest example of > > how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated- > > rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid > > we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are > > trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far > > that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that > > no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. You emit more stupid in > > one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. > > Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps you are > > some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. > > Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else > > as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't > > go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. > > > > Do you even know what "dry" means you rump spanking moose knuckle? > > It might be neat if you shut your felch tasting beak, you twatwaffle, > > since you clearly have been abused more than Adam Lambert's uvula. > > > > Your puerile post indicates you are a smarmy lager lout git. You > > bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink > > artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. > > You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. > > You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey > > poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You > > gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted > > fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. And to top it all I > > have decided I dont like you very much. You have the social skills > > of a concussed bumblebee. > > > > Your Friend, > > > > Azgrey > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@> wrote: > > > > > > I was thinking about this electronic mind space we call FFL, and decided > > > I would write down my impressions of everyone on here, taken from the > > > most recent posting count (the numbers next to each name are their last > > > cumulative posts). I didn't do any further "research" on anyone, just put > > > the names into Word and started writing. Here's what I came up with: > > > > > > 45 Yifu - your picture postings are prolific enough that I don't look at > > > all of them, though the choices I have seen are always provocative and > > > sometimes spectacular. > > > > > > 34 Bhairitu you seem like a mellow guy, techie too, and media guru. > > > > > > 31 turquoiseb- always taking the opposite slant, excellent writer, I > > > enjoy your stuff most when you are doing a snapshot of your interesting > > > surroundings. Just my preference. > > > > > > 30 whynotnow7- what can I say? Its me. > > > > > > 29 authfriend- I enjoy your writing immensely Judy. Always a lighthouse > > > of consistency. And some of your stuff is downright hilarious! > > > > > > 24 Ravi Yogi- "The Mad Yogi" I know you are eminently sane though you > > > put on a very entertaining act for us all, bruvva. > > > > > > 19 seventhray1- despite your infamous buffet incident, you have the > > > driest humor here. Arizona. I like it , though leaves me parched > > > sometimes. > > > > > > 19 cardemaister- word master from way up near the artic circle. I often > > > read your stuff and enjoy the vibrations both Finnish and Sanskrit. You > > > have posted some great musical vids too. > > > > > > 18 Buck- You are all heart Iowa farmer to me, with a devotional streak a > > > mile wide. God bless you. > > > > > > 17 obbajeeba- wtf? Right brain all the way! Highly puzzling sometimes and > > > other times, straight into the heart. Bulzeye. > > > > > > 16 Mark Landau- Sincere deep guy trying his damnedest to sell a pair of > > > shoes.:-) > > > > > > 15 maskedzebra A thicket of flowers, and it all grows and changes so > > > fast. Kind of a psychedelic writing, though coherent too. An instant > > > addition to the cyber thought parade. > > > > > > 15 Denise Evans- An admirable addition to the mindshare. > > > > > > 14 nablusoss1008- the aurora borealis. > > > > > > 14 John- sorry, not sure which John this is. > > > > > > 13 wgm4u- TM is not a religion, but religion helps. Can't argue with > > > that. > > > > > > 13 richardwillytexwilliams- you seem like a good guy from what I can > > > tell. > > > > > > 10 Bob Price- Hey Bob I hope you are having a good year. You strike as > > > extremely quick minded, with a full life. > > > > > > 9 curtisdeltablues- You are someone to grab a Thai ice tea or a shot of > > > Navan with, and yack up a storm. > > > > > > 9 Xenophaneros Anartaxius Keen mind you obviously enjoy describing > > > models of reality, and I sometimes enjoy walking around inside of them. > > > > > > > > > 7 Tom Pall- straight up. You are like a shot of silver tequila, lemon and > > > salt. > > > > > > 7 Rick Archer- Hi, you are the only one on here who I have actually met > > > in person, in 1978, Livingston Manor, NY. Last snow was in May. First > > > snow was in July. I did see the Northern Lights a number of times up > > > there. > > > > > > 5 Vaj who knows? Its all about religion with you. > > > > > > 5 Sal Sunshine- Less is more. A spare and lively presence here. > > > > > > 4 merudanda keep confusing you with obbajeeba. > > > > > > 3 stevelf- who? > > > > > > 3 pranamoocher- probably the best "cyberhandle" on here. > > > > > > 3 martyboi - > > > > > > 3 Duveyoung the guy who rides the weird tricycle thing, somehow related > > > in your writing to maskedzebra in the intensity and depth. > > > > > > 2 emptybill- the clearest name and form on here. I can hear the winds > > > blowing through your open soul. > > > > > > 2 Richard Mays- TMO ad guy. Thank you for the free subscription! > > > > > > 2 Alex Stanley- seems like you are having fun. > > > > > > 1 shukra69- devotion. > > > > > > 1 seekliberation- > > > > > > 1 raunchydog always like your postings. Well written and clear, to the > > > point. Light and decisive at the same time. > > > > > > 1 merlin- Is it the old fellow who comes on here ranting and raving? > > > > > > > > > 1 johnt unfortunately I don't know which john you are. > > > > > > 1 gullible fool a gentle soul. > > > > > > 1 eustace10679- hmmmm > > > > > > 1 azgrey- second driest wit on here, next to seventhray. > > > > > > 1 Susananother clear and gentle soul. I always enjoy reading your > > > postings. > > > > > > 1 "martin.quickman"- was that spam? > > > > > >