--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> 
wrote:
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> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "fflmod" <fflmod@> wrote:
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> > RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi authorities have executed a woman
> > convicted of practicing magic and sorcery.
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> Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 
> 'penis-shaped' foods in case it arouses them
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> An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to 
> bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.
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> The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to 
> eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut 
> the items into small pieces and serve.
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072488/Muslim-cleric-warns-cucumbers-sexy-women-bans-penis-shaped-foods.html
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> http://tinyurl.com/d7ceyej
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Carrots and zucchinis are also on the list of vegetables that make women horny. 
It sure limits what you can cook for dinner. The back story is that the 
veggie/women hating cleric recently received emergency treatment to have a 
crook neck squash removed from his ass.



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