[FairfieldLife] A meditator walks into a bar....

[Bhairitu]

turns around and walks back out?

I was thinking about Turq's if "If FFL Really Was A Bar" and that "a 
meditator walks into a bar..." would have made a good retort.  So let's 
have at it.  What is your favorite "a meditator walks into a bar...." joke?