some fun for those who are sometimes challenged by lack of brain plasticity or memory (-:
> >I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it >******************** > >I had amnesia once---or twice >******************** > >I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what? >******************** > >Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. >******************** > >All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy >******************** > >If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses >sidesaddle. >******************** > >What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? >******************** > >They told me I was gullible and I believed them. >******************** > >Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, >he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. >******************** > >Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. >******************** > >One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. >******************** > >My weight is perfect for my height--which varies. >******************** > >I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. >******************** > >How can there be self-help "groups"? >******************** > >If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? >******************** > >Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who >can't get his pants off >******************** > >Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? >******************** > > >TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO >ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS >
