--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote: > > LOL..WTF is this just a joke? - all I see is this being attributed to Joe > Biden - > http://imkane.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/why-indian-women-wear-that-dot-on-their-forehead/ > > MJ is not here but he will enjoy this hilarious joke on one of the related > posts I read > > A redneck couple got married one fine day. That night, they went back to > their motel after the ceremony. > > The new bride changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be > gentle with me; I'm a virgin." > > At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into > his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened. > > "Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't good enough for her > own family, she ain't good enough for ours." >
LOL... Q: What do you call a redneck who has a dog and a cat? A: A Bisexual. I didn't know the dot was such an old joke. Someone sent it in an email. Oprah's pic updated it. > On Sat, Mar 9, 2013 at 6:39 PM, raunchydog <raunchydog@...> wrote: > > > ** > > > > > > Most of us have naively thought the dot Hindu women on their foreheads for > > centuries was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy > > has recently revealed the true story. > > > > When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her > > wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won > > a convenience store, a gas station, a doughnut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel > > in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to > > answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical support. > > > > > > http://www.bravotv.com/media/imagecache/photo-scaled/photos/realhousewivesofnewjerseyseason4gallerybindis12.jpg > > > > > > >
