Could be, but you've still got bad breath.:-)
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok <no_reply@...> wrote:
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> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > Excellent!
>
> Thanks so much Doc, but you were supposed to answer in the *old* posting
> week, now my agent found a new channeler.
>
> To answer in the new posting week doesn't count. ;-)
>
> > And for you, navashok I grant the exclusive privilege of being my lap dog
> > - after all, every granny needs one. Now would you like kibbles, or bits,
> > you cuddly little thing? (and please stop licking your butt when guests are
> > over).
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > MJ, Although I applaud your pending epic, and in spite of its posting
> > > > causing you to pass to 'the other side' for seven days, I must insist
> > > > on one of two roles, either Gandalf's white horse, OR, one of those man
> > > > flesh eating ugly fuckers in black on the other side. If neither
> > > > possible, would consider a non-speaking role as a huge statuary in the
> > > > river, or a walking Ent.
> > > >
> > > > Sincerely,
> > > > Doctor Dumbass, MD, Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the
> > > > British Empire (KBE)
> > > >
> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael Jackson Productions announces a stunning new version of the
> > > > > mighty Lord of the Rings saga, where the casting accurately depicts
> > > > > the energy
> > > > > and nature of J.R.R. Tolkien's immortal characters.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The producers were fortunate to find the
> > > > > individuals whose personalities accurately embody the essence of each
> > > > > of the
> > > > > characters they play.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The casting in this new film series will create a dynamic realism
> > > > > unmatched in movie making
> > > > > history.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The Lord of the Rings Film Saga:
> > > > >
> > > > > Staring:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Girish Varma as Sauron (the perfect choice would of course have
> > > > > been Marshy but he is dead)
> > > > >
> > > > > Feste as the Mouth of Sauron
> > > > >
> > > > > Merlin as Shagrat of Cirith Ungol
> > > > >
> > > > > Wgm4u as Gorbag of Minas Morgul
> > > > >
> > > > > Ravi playing a dual role as Gollum and Grima Wormtongue
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Judy Authfriend playing a dual role as Shelob and Lobelia
> > > > > Sackville-Baggins
> > >
> > > Since authfriend is knocked out for one week, I suggest that her
> > > grandmother will substitute her. Doct. Jimbo has already agreed that he
> > > will channel her.
> > >
> > >
> > > > > Obbajeeba as Ugluk, Captain of the Uruk-Hai
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Nablussos as Grishnakh
> > > > > (although if Ravi is drunk or anything on the movie set, Nabby can
> > > > > easily stand in as Gollum or Grima Wormtongue)
> > > > >
> > > > > Seventh Ray as Saruman (in his decline)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Dr. Dumbass playing a dual role as Bill Ferny and Ted Sandyman
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Rick as Frodo
> > > > >
> > > > > Buck in the Dome as Samwise Gamgee
> > > > >
> > > > > Salyavin as Galadriel
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Duveyoung playing a dual role as Elladan and Elrohir
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Xeno as Eomer
> > > > >
> > > > > Spairag as Barliman Butterbur
> > > > >
> > > > > Alex Stanley as Aragorn
> > > > >
> > > > > Barry as Farmer Maggott
> > > > >
> > > > > Bhairitu as Gandalf
> > > > >
> > > > > Navashok as Radagast the Brown
> > >
> > > I'm completely satisfied with my role, but I will need some time to grow
> > > my hair that long, especially at the top of my head.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Curtis as Elrond
> > > > >
> > > > > Ann as Eowyn
> > > > >
> > > > > Richard J. Williams as a more than slightly crazed Gaffer Gamgee
> > > > >
> > > > > And Michael Jackson, of course, as Treebeard
> > > > >
> > > > > Share has a bit part as the old gossipy woman who gives Aragorn a
> > > > > ration of shit for not doing as she thinks he ought to in the Houses
> > > > > of Healing in Gondor.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
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