#4 AT&T (yeah, I know...)
 
I was chopping a deep stump out of my yard yesterday, for the second day in a 
row, pain in the ass, 100 plus degrees outside, so I raised my pick-ax, and 
promptly ripped my DSL line off the side of the house! (insert *colorful* 
language) I tried reconnecting stuff, but couldn't get it to sync. So I Made 
The Call. After chatting a bit, I mentioned that I used to have wire 
protection, which covers this, but cancelled it. "Let me see what I can do" - 
She was in a customer svc. center in Arkansas. I had a tech to my house in two 
hours, free of charge, fixed in fifteen minutes. It was awesome - tipped him 
twenty bucks.

Thanks for the tip on the generator - been looking for one.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> 
wrote:
>
> #1 Kessel's Conoco
> 
> Today I drove my semi-retired old pickup truck into town to pick up some 
> chicken wire and run some errands. As I was heading out west on Burlington 
> Ave, I hit a red light, and when I mashed my foot on the brakes, the pedal 
> went to the floor, and I almost didn't get the truck stopped. So, I made my 
> way to TSC, got my chicken wire, and drove back to town, using the manual 
> transmission as a brake. I pulled into Kessel's Conoco on the corner of 
> Burlington and 4th, explained to Steve what had just happened, and he put the 
> guys right on it. I walked over to Top of the Rock Grille, had a bacon 
> chicken wrap, and walked back to Kessel's. A half hour later, my truck was 
> fixed. Brake line had rusted out; not surprising on a 1996 truck that has 
> seen a lot of road salt.
> 
> I always make a point of not talking politics with Steve because he's pretty 
> hardcore right wing, but he's totally honest, and he does good work.
> 
> #2 Stretch-Tite plastic food wrap & Wrap'N'Snap dispenser
> 
> I buy most of my grass-fed meat up in Iowa City at the Co-Op, and I wrap each 
> piece in plastic wrap for the freezer. After years of wrestling with the damn 
> Saran Wrap boxes, I Googled around for the best plastic wrap and found a 
> plastic wrap and dispenser system that actually works: Stretch-Tite
> 
> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001F0RBLA/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
> 
> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003ULEJBM/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1
> 
> #3 Honda EU2000i Inverter Generator
> 
> For a while now, I've been wanting a decent backup power system for the 
> house. I had tried putting a high capacity alternator in the truck and 
> running a 2000 watt inverter, but even with the engine revved up, the 
> inverter would pull the truck's voltage way down and wear out the battery. I 
> really didn't want yet another internal combustion engine to maintain, so I 
> pondered how I could use the tractor's PTO (power take-off, i.e., 
> engine-driven shaft out the back for powering implements) to drive a 
> generator. There are PTO generators and there are hydraulic generators that I 
> could drive with a PTO hydraulic pump, but the cost would be several thousand 
> dollars, and the tractor would have to be revved up and burning a lot of 
> fuel. I talked to Tom Traynor about it, and he told me about the little Honda 
> inverter generator that his boating friends all rave about.
> 
> Most gensets have an alternator directly driven by the engine, and the engine 
> has to run continuously at 1800 or 3600 RPM, regardless of load, in order to 
> make 60Hz AC. In an inverter generator, the electronic inverter makes the 
> 60HZ, and the engine revs up only enough to meet the demand for power. As a 
> result, a little inverter generator can run all day on a quart of gas, 
> whereas a conventional genset could burn that much gas every hour. In 
> researching the little Honda online, I found that it is apparently the most 
> popular generator in the history of creation. From the factory, with no gas 
> or oil in it, the EU2000i weighs 47 pounds; mere mortals can lift and carry 
> it with one hand. Power output is 2000 watts peak, 1600 watts continuous. 
> Basically, anything you'd ever plug into a household outlet can run off it. 
> Price: $1000
> 
> Recently, I put it in the back of the truck and used it to power my electric 
> chainsaw so I could cut down some dead trees. When I'd first fire up the 
> chainsaw, it would start and then speed up as the engine reved up and the 
> voltage increased; stop the saw, and the engine would go back to an idle. 
> And, it's remarkably quiet, even when the engine is revved up. There is 
> simply nothing to stop me from falling passionately in love with it. 
> Recently, the usual right wing talking heads were arguing the usual slippery 
> slope nonsense with respect to same sex marriage, and I was all "Fuck that 
> marrying a dog or cat bullshit... I wanna marry my Honda EU200i inverter 
> generator!" It's a whole new love that dare not speak its name, and I am out 
> of the closet, baybee!
>


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