You all know who I'm talking about. The people on this forum who seem to live for insulting the people they don't like, but who don't seem capable of thinking up any new or interesting insults. Many of them, like Jimbo and Ravi and Ann, just parrot the last insult that their groupie-mistress used, and to them that seems clever.
For others, who might want to interject a bit more creativity (or at the very least, humor) into the insults they hurl, I post this handy visual aid. Print it out, and tape it next to your computer. Then, when you next feel the need to "let fly with one," follow the instructions below. Voila...you'll sound smarter, even if you aren't. :-) [http://i.imgur.com/Y86UvwR.jpg]