Yeah, too bad Maharishi only had sex with those whom he loved. He probably should have just raped the women at gunpoint, like Freddy Lenz, your Guru, did. Great suggestion, Voldemort!
"Yes, if a woman won't have sex with me, I'll play with a gun to convince her." If only you could have shared this priceless wisdom with Maharishi before he passed away. Do you ever follow Freddy's example with women, now? Just curious as you hung around with him quite a bit, even sitting in the coveted front seat of his car, whether or not you have also raped women like he did? No worries, I am not expecting an honest response, least of all from you. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > We were all born in Kali Yuga, which means none of us > > had what it took to get enlightened for the three > > previous yugas. > > > > Yep, toads. All of us. > > > > Seriously, is it any wonder that we ended up HOPPING > > as our spiritual practice? > > OK, I get that all of this is a joke, but it is > important IMO to remember that "Kali Yuga" does > not exist. It's a made-up human term for a made- > up division of time that does not and has never > existed. > > That said, and to continue with your joke, I > noticed that no one ever really dealt with the > actual *issue* I brought up about whether the > Rish actually had any sexual charisma or even > attractiveness to explain how he managed to get > a few women to have sex with him. People avoided > that issue like the plague, playing "shoot the > messenger" instead, like always. > > So I'll piggyback (or frogback) off Edg's joke > to pass along the words of at least three TM > women who, even though still part of the TMO, > *weren't* afraid to deal with the issue. All > three described the idea of having sex with > Maharishi using the exact same same words: > > "Have sex with that squat little toad? Ewwww." > > Appropriate somehow that the spiritual practice > he brought to the world was hopping like a frog. :-) > > As for the issue of his attractiveness or non-, > any women here who had sexual fantasies about > Maharishi (requited or unrequited) are invited > to share them with us to provide a counterpoint. >
