Looked at the price of toilet paper recently? I use the cheapest I can
find. The expensive stuff clogs the sewer line. Potato chips aren't
the only thing that has gotten more expensive. Some brands have made
the cardboard tube bigger so you won't notice that there is actually
less on the roll. Welcome to Scamerica!
On 09/07/2013 07:35 AM, j_alexander_stan...@yahoo.com wrote:
I grew up in a Scott tissue household, and I remain a loyal Scott
tissue user (Petra insists that it's made of sandpaper, so I get her
Quilted Northern; the way she uses it up, I'm convinced that she
shape-shifts into a termite at night, while I'm asleep.) My only
guilty pleasure in that regard are the new flushable moist wipes,
which is probably not the best idea for folks on septic systems. But,
I did add a septic system aerator to our system, and I do use septic
treatment once a month. It would be so much less hassle to be a
breatharian. Alas, I am destined to remain a shit creating, CO2
spewing tube of meat. Oh well... someone's gotta do it.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>
wrote:
Oh, right - No, I remember that too, Alex - That was no dream!
Remember, I was laughing, and telling you to *not* to squeeze the
Charmin? Anyway, Rory has now sheet-rocked it in, for privacy. No
door, but a towel hanging over the entrance, and literally a case of
Lysol in there. The best of a bad situation. We're thinking of forming
up a posse to track down that plumber - You in?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>
wrote:
Last week, I dreamt I was at a party at Rory's house. The living room
was packed with people, and there I was, in the center of the room,
sitting on the toilet, telling everyone how self-conscious I was, as I
was about to wipe myself. The next day, I complained bitterly to Rory
about their terrible bathroom layout.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
<fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
and no, it wasn't a nightmare
