It's the early bird that gets the worm. But' it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!
On Sat, Oct 5, 2013 at 12:39 PM, <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Possible Country/Western song title:"She Was Only A Homely Moonshiner, But > I Loved Her Still." > > > > > ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, <punditster@...> wrote: > > How do they train deer to cross highways only at those black on yellow > deer crossing signs? > > On 10/4/2013 12:42 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: > > Red meat, contrary to the advice of some nutritionists, is not bad for > > you. However, gray meat with a furry coating more than probably is. > > > > On 9/25/2013 11:49 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: > >> A guy driving a car carrier truck at night has his headlights go out > >> - so he > >> pulls over and climbs up to the car above the cab and turns on the car's > >> headlights - then he drives on down the road. > >> > >> A hayseed driving an old pickup up ahead suddenly swerves off the road > >> into a corn field and the hayseed jumps out and starts running like hell > >> into the field. > >> > >> So, the trucker pulls over to the side of the road and yells: "What's > >> going > >> on - you alright?" > >> > >> The hayseed says: "Well I saw your lights in the rear-view mirror and I > >> thought that, if you were half as wide as your are tall, then I'd > >> better just > >> get the hell out of the way!" > >> > >> LoL! > > > > >
