OK, this is Buzzfeed clickbait, but it's really good: a collection of tweets.
Sample: "Sprayed his colon on me so he is all I can smell" http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-happened-this-year? http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-happened-this-year?