Oooooopsie. Not so perfect a metaphor, given that his ex-girlfriends presumably thought he was a really neat dude before he dumped them. Also not so perfect given that he presumably liked them too at first, rather than having been "stalking" them since he first encountered them.
I think Barry needs a little more coffee before he's able to make any sense. Jeffrey's rap about and term for ex-girlfriends who refuse to admit that they have been dumped and turn into stalkers is the perfect metaphor for the situation I find myself in on FFL. He called them "unflushables," drawing a parallel to those occasional giant turds that refuse to go forth gracefully out of one's life. :-)
