I don't know what made me think of this, but does anyone else remember Biff from the "Back to the Future" movies? He started out looking like this, yer classic big guy with a tiny dick:
But over time he morphed into pretty much the same big guy with the tiny dick, but now sagging and experiencing retirement panic: That's all. Just a nostalgia moment. It's not as if Biff reminds me of anyone. Really. :-)