Once upon a time UFOs began landing on earth.  The leader of the aliens 
announced, "we are here to annihilate all human species on this planet.  
However before we commence, do you have any questions?"  A young girl 
stepped forward and asked, "what is the best type of meditation?"  The 
aliens looked at each other puzzled. The leader said, "we will get back 
to you on that" and took off in his ship to return to the mother ship 
orbiting the earth.  The next thing humans knew was that aliens were 
blasting each other out of the sky.

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