The Rajas announced today that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi had suddenly appeared to
the Rajas during a group meeting. The message was brief: "I've very happy
with the Rajas growth. And now all the millions of persons, on whom the
technique did not work, can see that, at least, we've found these persons on
whom the technique worked. "Mission Accomplished."And, now that they are so
obviously and splendidly arrayed with a pristine ritam based clarity, all the
others for whom the technique has not resulted in enlightenment can at least
know that they've got the leaders who can take all of them into the future."The
Rajas immediately announced that they've set up the "Raja Unlimited
Corporation." Vice-president positions are expected to start at $750,000, with
pricing as low as $4500 for "Executive Assistants." In other news, "Girish
Sues TMO For Fraud."
