My advanced psychic powers are enabling me to see that even now Little Johnnie Hagelin is composing a response to George Hammond's self indulgent 3 hour spiritual fantasy. To All Recertified Governors of the TM Movement: We, the leadership of the TM Movement are aware of the presentation of our good friend George Hammond. We feel that we must respond to certain points of his very nice presentation. First, if you are a recertified Governor, it was not a good thing for you to be in that room. If you watched it online, that was not a good thing either.
You should not have done such a thing. You have created some very bad karma for yourself. If you did so (and we have a list of names of those of you who were there) you would be well advised to take steps to mitigate such karma. The best way to alleviate this karma will be to make a donation to the Maharishi Yagya Programme, of which I am the head honcho. The donation needs to be at least $10,000, US. If you are a Recertified Governor of modest means, you can make monthly payments till the karma is paid off. If you were watching this broadcast and were not a recertified Governor and would one day like to become recertified, you will need to make a $20,000 donation to the yagya programme. As to our friend Mr. Hammond's words, be advised that you absolutely MUST do puja when teaching TM. In essence, everything Hammond said is nonsense, except for the part about there being no rules for sexual behavior. That one I do agree with. I would write more, but we have a new batch of nubile female students coming on campus and I have to go make my selection, er, um I mean I need to go be a good ambassador to these lovely ladies. So Jai Guru Dev and go ahead and make out those checks to the yagya programme!
