Who's On First? Jerry Katz and Rick Archer, the non-dual comedy duo, were organizing an upcoming advaita forum. They were discussing the lineup of speakers, and the following discussion ensued:
JERRY: Who’s on first? RICK: Nobody. JERRY: No one’s on first? RICK: No, nobody’s on first. No one’s on second. JERRY: Wait, you said that nobody’s on first. RICK: Right. JERRY: Well, if nobody’s on first then no one will be giving a presention at the beginning? RICK: No, no one will be giving the second presentation. JERRY: Nobody is giving the second presentation either? RICK: No, nobody is giving the first presentation. No one is giving the second presentation. JERRY: If nobody is giving the first presentation, and no one is giving the second presentation either, then who is the third speaker? RICK: Who cares. JERRY: I do! That’s why I’m asking. RICK: No, who cares is the third speaker. JERRY: I do! If nobody is giving the first talk, and no one is on second, then somebody better be giving the third presentation! RICK: No, somebody is at home. JERRY: Who’s at home? RICK: No, somebody’s at home. Who’s running the video camera. JERRY: I don’t know. RICK: He’s collecting the donations at the door. JERRY: Who is? RICK: I don’t know. JERRY: You don’t know who’s collecting the donations at the door? RICK: Yes, I do. I don’t know. JERRY: You don't know or you do know? RICK: I do know, I don't know. JERRY: Ok, let me get this straight. Nobody is giving the first presentation. RICK: Right. JERRY: And no one is giving the second presentation. RICK: Exactly. JERRY: And you don't care who's giving the third presentation. RICK: No, I do care. The third presentation is who cares. JERRY: You just said that you did! RICK: I do. Who cares. JERRY: Allright, forget that. At least let's figure out who's collecting the donations at the door. RICK: I already told you, I don't know. JERRY: Well, let's get somebody on it right away! RICK: Somebody's at home. JERRY: Then no one can do it? RICK: No, no one is giving the second presentation. JERRY: You're telling me that nobody can collection donations? RICK: No. Nobody is the first speaker. JERRY: Who's going to collect donations!!?? RICK: Who's running the video camera. JERRY: I don't know! RICK: That's who's collecting donations at the door. JERRY: Who is? RICK: I don't know. JERRY: Oh my God, I quit! I’m going to become a Scientologist. Less craziness! from: The Braying Jackass: Who's On First? http://thebrayingjackass.blogspot.de/2014/12/whos-on-first.html http://thebrayingjackass.blogspot.de/2014/12/whos-on-first.html The Braying Jackass: Who's On First? http://thebrayingjackass.blogspot.de/2014/12/whos-on-first.html Jerry Katz and Rick Archer, the non-dual comedy duo, were organizing an upcoming advaita forum. They were discussing the lineup of speakers, and t... View on thebrayingjackass.blo... http://thebrayingjackass.blogspot.de/2014/12/whos-on-first.html Preview by Yahoo
