Indeed. The whole schtick -- the things people believe in the name of religion -- is just so funny when you think of it. Just yesterday I stumbled upon an old comedy routine by the late Bill Hicks, in which he said (paraphrasing), "Why is it that Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do they really think that is what Jesus wants to see, and that will make him return? I mean, it's like walking up to Jackie Kennedy wearing a tiny sniper's rifle on a chain around your neck and saying 'Hey Jackie...I just wanted to tell you how much I loved John.'"
From: "s3raph...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Thursday, May 14, 2015 3:15 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: God speaketh... 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