I heard Trump locks himself in his "water closet" now, curls on the floor in the fetal position, turns off the lights, and whimpers in the dark. When Melania asks him, through the door, what's wrong, he 'explains' its just the plumbing sounds:
"I'm not sayin' there's a conspiracy - your bathroom has good plumbing, mine not so much...even though I have a beautiful bathroom, the best bathroom...everybody wants to use my bathroom...no one wants to use crooked Hillary's bathroom...mine has plumbing sounds, it could be the Chinese, the game is rigged, we need to keep them out to lunch, like Rosie, who deserves it, so punch 'em in the face before they steal our jobs overseas, and take 'em to Mexico..." "...but seriously, people just love this bathroom...don't you love this bathroom?...why wouldn't you love this bathroom? It is the best bathroom...I spend a LOT of time in here, and this bathroom is not a problem, there is no problem I assure you...everybody loves this bathroom..." ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : There will be no lack of material to agonize over at the next debate. Trump better start composing his tweets now... It is particularly interesting to read the whole article in order to understand the ramifications of his tax dodging. It goes beyond just being smart and having a good tax accountant. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html