HA! HA!  Perhaps some to the Clinton Foundation  as a deduction!

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From: Don Loos <l.donaldl...@gmail.com>
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Sent: Tue, Sep 12, 2017 7:53 pm
Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: White House Fence Repair




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How theGovernment Stimulus plan worked


 

 


Three Contractors Bid On a Job To Repair The White House Fence


 


One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third isfrom New 
Orleans.  


 


All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. 


 


The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does somemeasuring, 
then works some figures with a pencil.


 


"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about$9,000. That's $4,000 for 
materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit forme."


 


The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring,then says, "I can 
do this job for $7,000.


 


That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profitfor me."


 


The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans overto the White 
House official and whispers, "$27,000." 


 


The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measurelike the other guys. 
How did you come up with such a high figure?


 


"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me,$10,000 for you, and we 
hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."


 


"Done!" replies the government official.


 


And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked


 


Remember.. Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box,the jury box, 
and the ammunition box!









 







 

 


 








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