The two that worry me are the laws from Montana and Oklahoma. There must have been a *reason* that such laws were created..."Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous," and all that...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while > operating a vehicle. > Alaska it is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a > moving airplane. > Arizona any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is > considered a felony. > Arizona when being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only > protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person > possesses. > Augusta, Maine to stroll down the street playing a violin is > against the law. > Baltimore, Maryland it is illegal to take a lion to the movies. > Baltimore, Maryland it is a violation of city code to sell chicks > or ducklings to a minor within one week of the Easter holiday. > Barber, North Carolina fights between cats and dogs are > prohibited. > Bexley, Ohio the installation and usage of slot machines in > outhouses is prohibited. > Boise, Idaho residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. > Chicago, Illinois it is forbidden to eat in a place that is on > fire. > Chico, California detonating a nuclear device within the city > limits results in a $500 fine. > Everett, Washington it is illegal to display a hypnotized or > allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. > Fargo, North Dakota one may be jailed for wearing a hat while > dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is > taking place. > Georgia it is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body > which lies in a funeral home or in a coroner's office. > Klamath Falls, Oregon it is illegal to walk down a sidewalk and > knock a snakes head off with your cane. > La Crosse, Wisconsin you may not worry a squirrel. > Memphis, Tennessee it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. > It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be > eaten on the premises. > Milwaukee, Wisconsin it is against the law to play a flute and > drums on the streets to attract attention. > Minnesota a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his > head. > Montana it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck > without a chaperone. > Nebraska it is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are > simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. > New Hampshire you cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay > off a gambling debt. > Oklahoma it is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in > your boots. > Pennsylvania ministers are forbidden from performing marriages > when either the bride or groom is drunk. > Rhode Island any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot > or lunatic is null and void. > San Francisco, California it is illegal to pile horse manure more > than six feet high on a street corner. > Seattle, Washington you may not carry a concealed weapon that is > over six feet in length. > Tennessee driving is not to be done while asleep. > Trout Creek, Utah pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure > headaches. > Vermont women must obtain written permission from their husbands > to wear false teeth. > Washington it is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions > to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he > is entering the town. > West Virginia roadkill may be taken home for supper. > Wilbur, Washington you may not ride an ugly horse. > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing http://us.click.yahoo.com/lMct6A/Vp3LAA/i1hLAA/UlWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
