--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sparaig" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shempmcgurk" > > <shempmcgurk@> wrote: > > > > > > What's foreplay? > > > > There is a British TV comedy series (sadly defunct) > > that I've come to love called "Coupling." For some > > reason, Shemp's comment (and the comment recently > > about dick size) reminds me of a scene from one of > > the shows. > > > > One male character is standing at a urinal, looking > > down with obvious dismay at the...uh...apparatus of > > a second male character, who is standing beside him. > > Trying to recover from his shock at the size differ- > > ential, the first guy says to the second, "Well...it's > > not as if that stuff matters...what is it that women > > say about men's penises?" > > > > The second guy says, "Ouch?" > > > > :-) > > Of course, you can find pictures on the web of guys who dwarf even > the largest of porn stars. Why are they not porn stars themselves? > Cause no female porn star is going to attempt multiple "takes" > with them... > > "Ouch" is an understatement in some cases, I suspect.
In Amsterdam I saw a postcard of a fellow who had a *knot* tied in his. Really. No fake photography. Forget the women saying "Ouch"...if this fellow ever got an erection, would he have enough blood left in his body to support brain functions and stay conscious? :-) ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing http://us.click.yahoo.com/lMct6A/Vp3LAA/i1hLAA/UlWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
