--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "jyouells2000" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, MDixon6569@ wrote: > > In a message dated 4/14/06 10:05:07 A.M. Central Daylight Time, > > markmeredith@ writes: > > > > From The Onion April 12, 2006 | Issue 42â¢15 > > > > MUMBAIâ"Air India, the subcontinent's largest airline, announced it > > will offer upgraded Business Caste seating on all flights starting in > > July. "More legroom, wider seatsâ"and no need to associate with the > > manual laborers," a spokesman for the airline said Tuesday. "Our > > business travelers must have lived good past lives to deserve this." > > Air India still ranks at the bottom of the airline industry in > > customer satisfaction, with a high volume of complaints about cooking > > fires in the climate-uncontrolled cabins, wandering cows that flight > > attendants refuse to remove, and the "Untouchable" Coach Caste, which > > is towed behind Air India jetliners in a giant burlap sack. > > > > > > > > But but But... where do the Hindu wannabes get to sit? > > They don't. They just buy tickets.
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