having been "removed by Ebay" today, so it was a scam.
But it's a cute scam...wonder how much they netted.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for an investment "Angel"
to come in at the ground level to purchase a two per cent equity
share of the Holy Grail.
A two per cent share of the Holy Grail will be yours in the event of
the Grail being found by the sellers, who are two seasoned Grail
hunters from the UK. The Grail hunters have amassed a vast knowledge
of Grail lore over a period of more than 20 years and have close
connections with leading figures in some of the preeminent
clandestine organisations associated with the Holy Grail, such as
the Knights Templars and the Priory of Sion.
We have drafted a document which details the material terms of the
deal we are offering. It reads as follows:
This Agreement dated ............... grants
to .............................................. (hereinafter known
as the Grail Stakeholder) a 2% (two per cent) beneficial but not
executive ownership stake in the
artifact/substance/device/phenomenon/episode/entity/some other stuff
or thing popularly known as "the Holy Grail" (hereinafter known as
the Holy Grail) in the event of the aforesaid Holy Grail being found
by
........................................................
(hereinafter known as the Grail Finders).
The parties agree the following terms:
(1) The benefits of this Agreement comes into effect upon the
finding of the Holy Grail by the Grail Finders. Except as otherwise
agreed in clause 3(ii) of this contract, this Agreement does not
apply to, and the Grail Stakeholder hereby acknowledges that the
Grail Stakeholder shall have in perpetuity no claim to, any income
or assets in any way associated with the Holy Grail that may have
been generated or owned by the Grail Finders prior to their finding
of the Grail.
(2) If the Holy Grail manifests itself in physical form, the parties
agree that in the event this physical form may be deemed to have
financial or otherwise economic value, the Grail Stakeholder will be
entitled to certain shares of the generated revenue. To this end,
the parties agree as follows:
(i) In the event that the Grail Finders decide at their sole
discretion to sell the Grail to a third party (including but not
limited to the Pope or any other certified personal representative
of God, or any other nominated agent appointed by God to act in
God's name) the Grail Stakeholder will receive 2% (two per cent) of
the identifiable net receipts realised from such sale.
(ii) If the Grail Finders at their sole discretion decide to exhibit
the Grail to the general public, the Grail Stakeholder will receive
2% (two per cent) of the Grail Finders' identifiable annual net
profits generated from such an exhibition.
(iii) If the Grail Finders use the Holy Grail as a principal
attraction around which to establish a business venture of any other
nature (including but not limited to a Holy Grail Theme Park), the
Grail Stakeholder will receive 2% (two per cent) of the Grail
Finders' identifiable annual net profits from such a venture.
(3) If the Holy Grail manifests itself as a cup or a chalice or a
bowl or some other kind of vessel for holding liquid, it is hereby
agreed that:
(i) The Grail Stakeholder will be allowed one sip from the vessel of
a beverage of the Grail Stakeholder's choosing, which beverage to be
provided by the Grail Stakeholder at the Grail Stakeholder's sole
expense. The Grail Stakeholder may thereby gain eternal life and the
healing of all physical ailments. However, because the Grail Finders
cannot be held responsible for the mysterious powers of the Grail
and all that, the Grail Finders shall not be held responsible for
any failure on the part of the Holy Grail to give eternal life to
the Grail Stakeholder, or to alleviate physical ailments, and the
Grail Stakeholder hereby warrants to make no claims of any kind
against the Grail Finders in the event of such failure.
(ii) The Grail Stakeholder will receive 2% (two per cent) of the
Grail Finders' identifiable annual net profits from the sale to
third parties of sips from the vessel, whether such sales are made
before (through "option to sip" agreements) or after the discovery
of the Holy Grail.
(4) If the Holy Grail manifests itself as a person (somebody of the
direct bloodline of Christ and/or the ancient Merovingian kings, for
instance), the Grail Finders will endeavour to secure reasonable
access to the said person for the Grail Stakeholder to film and take
photographs.
(5) If the Holy Grail does not manifest itself in physical form and
cannot be financially or otherwise exploited in any way, the Grail
Finders will do their best to make sure that the Grail Stakeholder
experiences whatever experiences can be experienced through, with,
from, or as a result of, the Holy Grail on a pro-rata basis
commensurate with the Grail Stakeholder's overall two per cent
ownership of the Holy Grail. However, because the Grail Finders
cannot be held responsible for the mysterious powers of the Grail
and all that, the Grail Stakeholder accepts this may not be
possible, especially if the Holy Grail turns out to be a one-off
phenomenon, such as a religious vision of some description. In this
event, the Grail Finders will use their best endeavours to recreate
and emulate the phenomenon using recent desktop computer technology
for the sole enjoyment, on a one time basis only, of the Grail
Stakeholder. The Grail Stakeholder hereby warrants to make no claims
of any kind against the Grail Finders with regard to the perceived
level of entertainment offered by such emulation.
Signed and dated
..................................................................
for and on behalf of the Grail Finders
...................................................................
for and on behalf of the Grail Stakeholder
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