wrote:
>
> in case Fairfield ends up surrounded by 150,000 hogs, this
approach
> will hold down the odor:
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/04/us/04biotown.html
>
I say everyone in Fairfield take up cigar-smoking. On a good day,
the fumes will go directly to the hog farm.
This will drive the hogs crazy.
Tell them: anything you can stink, we can stink better (this can
also be sung to the tune of "Anything you can do we can do better").
Negotiate with the King of the Pigs.
Pigs move, en masse, to Peoria, Illinois where they should have gone
in the first place.
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