--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "jyouells2000" <jyouells@> wrote: > > > > Next - Enlightenment Bank ... Stapathya Veda Line of Credit? > > Even better, an announcement similar to the following: > > > MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS > > Realizing that the last days of Kali Yuga are a real > bitch, Maharishi has accepted the sad fact that not > all of his faithful followers are going to realize > their enlightenment during this lifetime. Even though > this is their fault (not his, and not TM's), he has > established Maharishi (tm) Compassionate Banking > Services, to make it easier for them to find the > True Path To Enlightenment in their next incarnation. >>>big snip << > It's the deal of a lifetime. Or two. Sign up today! > > ** Naturally, we cannot allow just anyone to walk > in off the street and claim to be a Future Life > Account holder. So we are working on certifying > Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers. For a > reasonable fee, these trained counselors will > sit in lotus, roll their eyes upwards, and use > their TM-siddhi-fueled superpowers to access > your past-life profile and determine whether > you are, in fact, the reincarnation of your > former self. You can trust our counselors to > always be right about this, because when, after > all, have we *not* been right about everything? >
Man, I almost missed this - whacky yahoo non-threading and all. Anyway, LOL! Thanks, JohnY PS. Currently working on my recertification as a Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers :) ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/TISQkA/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/UlWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
