A friend kindly sent this to me. If it has already been posted, please forgive me for not reading all several thousand posts I have missed. (go all the way to the link at the bottom)
> > Subject: For my American Friends > > > > Resume > > > > >EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > > >LAW ENFORCEMENT > > >I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for > driving under > > >the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a > fine, and had my > > >driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas > driving record has > > >been "lost" and is not available. > > >MILITARY > > >I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went > AWOL. I refused to > > >take a drug test or answer any questions about my > drug use. By > > >joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to > avoid combat > > >duty in Vietnam. > > >COLLEGE > > >I graduated from Yale University with a low C > average. I was a > > cheerleader. > > >PAST WORK EXPERIENCE > > >I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career > in the oil > > >business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an > oil company, but > > >couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went > bankrupt shortly > > >after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas > Rangers baseball team > > >in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer > money. With the > > >help of my father and our friends in the oil > industry, including > > >Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas. > > >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS > > >I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and > oil companies, > > >making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. > During my tenure, > > > > >Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most > smog-ridden city in > > >America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas > treasury to the tune > > >of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for > the most > > >executions by any governor in American history. > With the help of my > > >brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's > appointments to > > >the Supreme Court, I became President after losing > by over 500,000 > > votes. > > >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT > > >I am the first President in U.S. history to enter > office with a > > >criminal record. > > >I invaded and occupied two countries at a > continuing cost of over > > >one billion dollars per week. > > >I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted > the U.S. > > Treasury. > > >I shattered the record for the largest annual > deficit in U.S. > > history. > > >I set an economic record for most private > bankruptcies filed in any > > >12-month period. > > >I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in > a 12-month > > period. > > >I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in > the history of the > > > > >U.S. stock market. > > >In my first year in office, over 2 million > Americans lost their jobs > > > > >and that trend continues every month. > > >I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the > richest of any > > >administration in U.S. history. My "poorest > millionaire," > > >Condoleezza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named > after her. > > >I set the record for most campaign fund-raising > trips by a U.S. > > >President. I am the all-time U.S. and world > record-holder for > > >receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My > largest lifetime > > > > >campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, > Kenneth Lay, > > >presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy > fraud in U.S. > > History, Enron. > > >My political party used Enron private jets and > corporate attorneys > > >to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court > during my election > > decision. > > >I have protected my friends at Enron and > Halliburton against > > >investigation or prosecution. > > >More time and money was spent investigating the > Monica Lewinsky > > >affair than has been spent investigating one of the > biggest > > >corporate rip- offs in history. > > >I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. > history and > > >refused to intervene when corruption involving the > oil industry was > > revealed. > > >I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. > history. > > >I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted > criminals to be awarded > > > > >government contracts. > > >I appointed more convicted criminals to > administration than any > > >President in U.S. history. > > >I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the > largest bureaucracy > > > > >in the history of the United States government. > > >I've broken more international treaties than any > President in U.S. > > history. > > >I am the first President in U.S. history to have > the United Nations > > > > >remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. > > > > > >I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. > > >I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. > "prisoners of war" > > >detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the > Geneva > > Convention. > > >I am the first President in history to refuse > United Nations > > >election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. > election). > > >I set the record for fewest numbers of press > conferences of any > > >President since the advent of television. > > >I set the all-time record for most days on vacation > in any one-year > > >period. After taking off the entire month of > August, I presided over > > > > >the worst security failure in U.S. history. > > >I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the > World Trade > > >Center attacks and less than a year later made the > U.S. the most > > >hated country in the world, the largest failure of > diplomacy in > > world history. > > >I have set the all-time record for most people > worldwide to > > >simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 > million people), > > >shattering the record for protests against any > person in the history > > > > >of mankind. > > >I am the first President in U.S. history to order > an unprovoked, > > >pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a > sovereign > > >nation. I did so against the will of the United > Nations, the > > >majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. > > >I have cut health care benefits for war veterans > and support a cut > > >in duty benefits for active duty troops and their > > families-in-wartime. > > >In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our > reasons for > > >attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our > British friends. > > >I am the first President in history to have a > majority of Europeans > > >(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to > world peace and > > security. > > >I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical > Bunker Buster," a > > WMD. > > >I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring > Osama Bin Laden > > >[sic] to justice. > > >RECORDS AND REFERENCES > > >All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are > now in my father's > > > > >library, sealed and unavailable for public view. > > >All records of SEC investigations into my insider > trading and my > > >bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and > unavailable for public > > view. > > >All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my > Vice-President, > > >attended regarding public energy policy are sealed > in secrecy and > > >unavailable for public review. > > >I am a member of the Republican Party. > > >PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE > 2006 MIDTERM > > ELECTIONS. > > >PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW. > > > > > > > > > CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM? > > > > > > >YES, YOUR PRESIDENT. > > > > > > > > <http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm>http://www.planetdan.n et/pics/misc/georgie.htm > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' 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