From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of TurquoiseB Sent: Sunday, April 01, 2007 4:45 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Out of touch with reality to a degree that is scary
And if it IS an April Fool's prank, as Card suggests, well done. The essence of a good one is to make it believable. And after all of the other actions and announcements/pronouncements of the TMO, this one is. The movement doesn't do pranks. Someone may have written this as a prank, but if it's official, as it appears to be, it's not a prank. In case you weren't around when this was written, here's a great spoof. The official-looking one, with photo, is at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/files/Humor%20and%20Satire/TMO%2 0Satire/: Message From The Ministry of Information of His Majesty Raja Nader Ram, First Sovereign Ruler of the Global Country of World Peace Dearest Governors, Citizen Sidhas, Meditators, Loyal Subjects: As we enter into this, the twenty-eight year of the Age of Enlightenment, we see the dawn of this new age quickly becoming the Full Sunshine of the Age of Enlightenment, an age of peace and enlightenment for all mankind under the guidance of His Holiness Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, whose Global Administration Through Natural Law will administer our Global Country of World Peace for perfect harmony with all the Laws of Nature in adherence with the Constitution of the Universe, we hereby proclaim and celebrate the Second Anniversary of the establishment of our Global Country of World Peace and decree that this Supreme Knowledge of the Totality of Natural Law, which governs the infinite diversity of the universe without a mistake, shall awaken in every human brain "I am the Totality", even for those brains warped almost beyond hope by weak minded thinking. Royal Decree #12 Let our messengers, both human and electronic, travel to the ends of the earth to proclaim that the royal astrologers have determined that His Majesty King Nader Raja Ram is now ready to take a queen!! Qualified applicants will be selected for a royal audience. Qualifications for the future Queen include, but are not limited to: Versed in Vedic Knowledge Experienced in Higher Consciousness Brahman or Kshatriya caste Of chaste personage Pleasant sumissive demeanor Female gender Highly placed family with over $100 million net worth Ample breasts Please send an 8 x 10 glossy photograph, original birth certificate, handwriting sample, and non-refundable application fee of $50,000 to: Queen Search Maharishi Country of World Peace P.O. Box 108 Maharishi Vedic City, IA 52556 Make check payable to First American Exchange Bank P.S. Do not send Raams On behalf of his Majesty King Nader Raja Ram we wish you a fulfilling 2003 "The Year of our Global Queen" Ministry of Information, Global Country of World Peace
