A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.". ~Unknown~
Sometimes, some things hurt so much to remember, they are better forgotten. -Rosie Cash ............................... Rose (((~_~)))
