hehehehe...ok now how much HATE mail do you expect to get from this from those "loving" type of people who have done just this! :) Thanks for the giggle!
"Brenda K. Smith" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
"Brenda K. Smith" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hi All.....
A rescuer sent me this. Thought all you rescuers would get it. :)
Anyone involved in rescue should be able to see the humor in this....
>RESCUE HELP NEEDED ASAP:
>
>Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting
>list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the
>breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE
>ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
>
>We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we
>just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going
>to be! Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we
>MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!
>
>They are described as:
>
>One male - His name is Ryan, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
>light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
>disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have
>problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken
>Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been
>removed. Ryan eats everything, is very clean, house trained
>& gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors
>and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
>
>One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish
>mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two
>years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker.
>Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude
>adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils
>out, and is very healthy & happy (mostly). Gets along well
>with other little girls & little boys but does not like to
>share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child
>household. She is a very quick learner and is currently
>working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.
>
>We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's
>right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But
>we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that
>they may hurt our new puppy. I hope you understand that ours
>is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!!
>They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the
>latest or we will be forced to drop them offat the orphanage
>or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be
>our new puppy.
>
>
>
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Brenda.....
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