Status: U From: "Paul Faatz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: [numerous people, snipped] Subject: The 40 Great Lies of the Music Business <fwd> Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:10:33 -0500 X-Priority: 3
Apologies to any of you who might have already received this from Al (or elsewhom).
Enjoy!
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The booking is definite
Your check's in the mail
We can fix it in the mix
This is the best dope you've ever had
The show starts at 8
My secretary will take care of it
I'm sure it will work
Your tickets are at the door
It sounds in tune to me
Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall
I know your mic is on I checked it myself
She'll be backstage after the show
Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo
The stage mix sounds just like the program mix
The club will provide the PA and lights
I really love the band
We'll have it ready by tonight
We'll have lunch sometime
If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
We'll let you know
I had nothing to do with your marriage breaking up. It was on the rocks long before I ever met you
The place was packed
We'll have you back next week
It's on the truck
My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album
Someone will be there early to let you in
I've only been playing for a year
I've been playing for 20 years
We'll have flyers printed tomorrow
I'm with the band
The band drinks free
You'll get your cut tonight
We'll supply someone for the door
There'll be lots of maintenance guys when you get there
You'll have plenty of time for a sound check
My other horn is a Mark VI
We'll definitely come to the gig
You can depend on me
-- Andrew Stiller Kallisti Music Press
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