OK- I can only be blacklisted once! A guy is taken to a party, over-indulges severely, and crawls home in wee small hours. Next morning discovers he has left his wallet at the party. Horror!- only remembers the street name- not the number- but does remember the house has a green door. Drives the street and is delighted to see only three houses with green doors. Racks brain for further clue. Finally remembers one.
Knocks on first green door. "Excuse me, do you have a gold-plated toilet?"- A blank look! Same with second green door, a blank look. Third door- large lady glares at him- "No we don't--but--- (Shouts into house) Eh, Charlie!- I've found the dirty sod who crapped in your euphonium!" (Ducking for cover) Cheers K in OZ Keith Helgesen. Director of Music, Canberra City Band. Ph: (02) 62910787. Band Mob. 0439-620587 Private Mob 0417-042171 -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of dhbailey Sent: Wednesday, 3 August 2005 8:14 PM To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] OT Euphonium Players On List keith helgesen wrote: > Also Euph (and Bass Trom!) > > > > I only know one Euph joke and I’m not sure if it’s suitable for this list!! > If it's not suitable for this list it can't be the one about calling a Euphonium player with a pager an optimist. I'd love to hear a racier one, if there is one. -- David H. Bailey [EMAIL PROTECTED] _______________________________________________ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.338 / Virus Database: 267.9.9/62 - Release Date: 2/08/2005 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.338 / Virus Database: 267.9.9/62 - Release Date: 2/08/2005 _______________________________________________ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale
