Introducing the all-new Finale! New features include:

-- each note has a different color and size
-- maximum # of notes per measure: 4 (click here to buy more) (you can
change the time signature to avoid this)
-- whistle while the all-new Finale Bank (R) charges your publisher for you
(small fee)
-- All of the menus have changed (see the new Microsoft Word) and keep
changing
-- Everything moves around the screen depending on what other software is
installed on your computer
-- Security features include all-new patented Finale Doubtfulness that you
are the composer
-- Emulates running ink so you'd be inspired
-- Finale Orchestra plays your music and is even late for rehearsal, each
time with different excuses! (buy more excuses here)

This new version is free! (for 30 days). We've teamed with new owners! We
are improving the way YOU WORK!




----- Original Message -----
From: "Christopher Smith" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <finale@shsu.edu>
Sent: Thursday, January 26, 2006 11:00 PM
Subject: Re: [Finale] Fwd: Finale 2026 Upgrade Offer - We've fixed
everything!


>
> On Jan 26, 2006, at 3:44 PM, shirling & neueweise wrote:
> >
> >
> >> From: "Finally"
> >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>http://www.banksy.co.uk/indoors/
> >> print1.html
> >> <finale06_banner_b.gif>This upgrade doesn't include any bells and
> >> whistles intended to distract you from the insufficiencies of the
> >> programme, in fact there are no new "features" (sic) in this version.
> >> Instead, the development team have finally realised that the way to
> >> keeping long-term users of Finale - including those who are
> >> responsible for the purchasing of software for university computer
> >> labs - satisfied and discouraged from jumping ship to Sibelius, is to
> >> actually listen to their concerns. Install the new upgrade, open the
> >> application, and be amazed by the fact that all long-standing as well
> >> as recent concerns have been finally addressed.
> >>
>
>
> BWAHH!
>
> I spit tea all over my computer again! Shame on you!
>
> What is truly priceless is that the "upgrade" link leads to a Russian
> site called "Elvis Lives". NIce that all the mythical ideas live in the
> same place...
>
> This is great. You are da man.
>
> Christopher
>
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