On Mon, 1 Nov 1999, Mullen, Patrick wrote:
> I have developed a patch workaround for the above
> problem. Just apply the patch to the directions
> as given. The problem arises when users misread
> the directions and don't realize the water is not
> boiling before being added to the cup of instant lunch.
> The following patch attempts to account for this
> situation, since all experienced engineers know
> you must account for all error conditions.
>
> #----- CUT -----*>
>
> 1c1
> < 1. Fold back lid half way. fill to inside line with "boiling" water
> ---
> > 1. Fold back lid half way.
> 3c3,10
> < 2. Close lid "securely" and let stand 3minutes.
> ---
> > 2. if(water_is_not_boiling)
> > {
> > add_water(inside_line - 0.5);
> > close_lid(securely);
> > microwave_on_high(180);
This time should be a varable, if you nave a new Microwavium III
processor it likely needs a value of 60. Older Microwavium SX processors
are no longer supported, so experimentation may be necessary to produce
correct results.
> > } else
> > {
> > add_water(inside_line);
> > close_lid(securely);
> > sleep(180);
I believe the patch will be better if this line is moved outside of the
brace.
Please note that this patch is only applicable to English-language
versions, foreign noodle-eaters will have to wait for the
Internernational language version which is currently undergoing
regression testing and is expected to be out just after starvation occurs.
Paul
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