Oh, Lisa! Your description of the event almost had me puking! Haven't been hurt that badly (yet--my husband lives in that limbo of WHEN will I get hurt)--mostly big time bruises--but as an old orthopaedic nurse . . . well--heart's out to you--between boredom and pain and frustration that all the good weather is getting away . . . well 'nuf said. Just know that we are all cheering for you! Sue in Northern VA