This message is from: "Bushnell's" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Speaking of blonde jokes (I think it was Tillie?) and I can tell this because I am/was blonde. If you've heard them all delete right now. I think this will be acceptable because it uses the words "cowboy" and "trailer." =)) A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy who will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and then goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have found the stud bull for our ranch; bring the trailer." "Now how much will that cost?" The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word, ma'am." Realizing she only has $1.00 left, she considers this for a moment and then says, "I'd like to send one word please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable," replies the brunette. The man looks puzzled and says, "OK... but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see Com--for--da--bull."
