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"Kids' Little Instructions on Life."
"Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."-Andrew, Age 9
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."-Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."-Stephanie, age 8
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."-Lamar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing
taxes."-Carrol, age 9
"Never bug a pregnant mom."-Nicholas, age 11
"Don't ever be too full for dessert."-Kelly, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer
him."-Heather, age 16
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."-Michael, age 14
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."-Joel, age 12
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the
phone."-Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."-Laura, age 13
"Never spit when on a roller coaster."-Scott, age 11
"Never do pranks at a police station."-Sam, age 10
"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."-Rob, age 10
"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom
told you to do."-Hank, age 12
"Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."-Molly, age 11
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."-Chelsey, age 7
"Stay away from prunes."-Randy, age 9
"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."-Phillip, age 13
"Forget the cake, go for the icing."-Cynthia, age 8
"Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's
house."-Joanne, age 11
"When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."-Matthew, age 12
