This message is from: "fjords" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> A lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she > > is > > > pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have > > to > > > issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." > > > > > > "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home." > > > > > > "That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein > > loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider > > > that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care > > > of that right away!" > > > > > > Later that day, the lady is at home telling her husband about her > > encounter > > > with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" > > > > > > "He said the reflector is broken." > > > > > > "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" > > > > > > "I'm not sure, Jacob. Something about the emergency brake." >>
