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An old but updated poem - thought you all might enjoy it.
My wife she has a Norwegian Fjord,
with a trimmed and manicured mane.
She thinks he is the finest thing that ever crossed the Plain.
She calls him Ole Darling,
and if the truth I tell,
That fancy pampered Norwegian Fjord
has made my life pure hell!!!
My wife she used to cook for me,
and serve it with champagne.
But now she'd rather feed that horse,
and fix him special grain!
She rides him every morning,
and grooms him half the night.
And the last time that she kissed ME,
was just to be polite!
He dresses better than I do,
with matching wraps and ties.
My wardrobe's so neglected now,
that I attract the flies!
One day my wife was shopping,
she was way down at the mall.
And fancy, pampered Ole was just a standing in his stall.
He looked so smug and sassy,
that I began to grin
"I'll saddle that fat sucker up,
and take him for a spin."
I've wondered since if the cues I gave,
he may have misconstrued.
Cause when I climbed aboard that Fjord
he rightly came UNGLUED!!!!!
He kicked and spun,
and snorted fire,
then threw me through a fence!
I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth,
that I've not heard from since.
My wife came home and saw me,
just a lying in the dirt.
She rushed up to her Fjord and asked him,
"Sweetheart are you HURT?"
He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet.....
She left me lying in the mud
and ran to call the VET!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS from
Alan and Lois Merrill
Pine Cliff Farm Fjords
Dodgeville, Wisconsin
