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> Hey > Thought the list might get a laugh out of this..... > > Top 10 ways you know that Martha Stewart has been in your barn: > > 10. There is a potpourri pomander hanging from each halter. > 9. The horse's hooves have been cut with pinking shears. > 8. The horse treats are all stored in McCoy crocks. > 7. The manure fork has been decorated with raffia. > 6. That telltale lemon slice in each new silver water bucket. > 5. You find carrot & apple treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and > decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip. > 4. Mane & tail hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting > material for the birds. > 3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of each stall. > 2. Your horse goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme-colored virgin > wool hand knitted blanket with matching leg wraps. > 1. The manure pile has been sculpted into swans. > > > ( Hee Hee.....poor Martha. Gotta love her though. ) Lisa Pedersen >
